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Video de la canción de Inna “Hot”
Letra de la canción Inna “hot”
GO!
You belong to me…
I belong to you…
Fire from my heart..
Burning just for you..
When you’re far away
I`m in love with you
Feeling that so high
WHAT CAN I DO? (x2)
WHAT CAN I DO?
Fly like you do it
Like you’re high
Like you do it
Like you fly
Like you do it
Lïke a women
Fly like you do it
Like you’re high
Like you do it
Like you try
Like you do it
Lïke a women
haaaaa……………..
la la la…………..
GO!
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do it
like a women
la la la…………..
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do it
like a women
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women
Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do ït
lïke a women.

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1. Agárralo como puedas (toda la saga es buena): El teniente Frank Drebin no necesita presentación. Las aventuras del policía más incompetente del mundo hacen reír a cualquiera. Y su repertorio de comentarios se sale.
-Jane, q puedes decirme sobre el hombre q viste anoche??
-Era caucasico, de raza blanca, con bigote, de un metro ochenta…
-Mmmm… es un bigote muy largo…
Interpretado por el actor/semi-dios Leslie Nielsen.
2. Hot Shots: Junto a las 2 anteriores (y dejando de lado scary movie) forman las mejores sagas absurdas del cine. La primera parte parodiaba Top Gun (la escena de un huevo friéndose en la tripa de la calenturienta novia no se me olvidará nunca). La segunda, que me gustó más incluso, imitaba a Rambo.
3. Scary movie 1, 2, 3: Las películas son parodias de otras películas famosas.
Ya es más que un rumor que Sony está preparando un nuevo diseño de la consola playstation 3 más delgada y ligera, este verano dará a luz seguramente, esto puede significar que tendremos la playstation normal a un precio más reducido.
Filtraciones de las imágenes de una supuesta fábrica china:



Video y letra de la canción de Amy Macdonald “This is the life lyrics”
Video:
Letra:
Oh the wind whistles down the cold dark street tonight and the people they were dancing to the music vibe And the boys chase the girls with the curls in their hair And the shy tormented youth sit way over there And the songs they get louder each one better than before (más...)
L a mejor versión de esta canción por Robert Paul Bootleg Remix, gran canción.
Canción de verano que no para de sonar Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”, video y letra.
Video:
Letra:
Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that that that Boom boom pow (gotta get that) (x4) Boom boom pow Boom boom pow Boom boom pow Boom boom pow (más...)
Video:
Letra:
I've got a man with two left feet
And when he dances down to the beat
I really think that he should know
That his rhythms go go go
(más...)
Video:
Letra:
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Letra:
| Billie The Vision and the Dancers – Summer Cat |
I kissed you good bye at the airport. I held you so close to me. I said 'So here we are now and I can't stop from crying Lilly'. And you said 'Hey hey hoo, you know this is the way to go You will forget about me when I'm on that plane. Forget about me when I'm on that plane.' (más...) |
It’s complicated, it always is
that’s just the way it goes
Feels like I’ve waited so long for this
I wonder if it shows?
Head under water now I can breath
it never felt so good.
Cause I can feel it coming over me
I wouldn’t stop it if I could
When love takes over, (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over, (yeah-ah-eah)
Cause something’s here tonight
Give me a reason, i gotta know
Do you feel it too?
Can’t you see me here on overload
And this time I blame you
Mmmm, Looking out for you to hold my hand
It feels like I could fall
Now love me right, like I know you can
We could loose it all
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
And i’ll be loving you all the time, it’s true
Cause i’ll wanne make it right, with you
When love takes over (repeat 7x)
Over (repeat 10x)
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight