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Video y letra de la canción de Inna

Video de la canción de Inna “Hot”

 

 

Letra de la canción Inna “hot”
 GO!

You belong to me…
I belong to you…
Fire from my heart..
Burning just for you..
When you’re far away
I`m in love with you
Feeling that so high
WHAT CAN I DO? (x2)

WHAT CAN I DO?

Fly like you do it
Like you’re high
Like you do it
Like you fly
Like you do it
Lïke a women

Fly like you do it
Like you’re high
Like you do it
Like you try
Like you do it
Lïke a women

haaaaa……………..
la la la…………..
GO!

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do it
like a women

la la la…………..

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do it
like a women

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you fly
like you do it
like a women

Fly like you do it
like you’re high
like you do it
like you try
like you do ït
lïke a women.

Las 10 mejores peliculas de humor

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1. Agárralo como puedas (toda la saga es buena): El teniente Frank Drebin no necesita presentación. Las aventuras del policía más incompetente del mundo hacen reír a cualquiera. Y su repertorio de comentarios se sale.
-Jane, q puedes decirme sobre el hombre q viste anoche??
-Era caucasico, de raza blanca, con bigote, de un metro ochenta…
-Mmmm… es un bigote muy largo…
Interpretado por el actor/semi-dios Leslie Nielsen.

2. Hot Shots: Junto a las 2 anteriores (y dejando de lado scary movie) forman las mejores sagas absurdas del cine. La primera parte parodiaba Top Gun (la escena de un huevo friéndose en la tripa de la calenturienta novia no se me olvidará nunca). La segunda, que me gustó más incluso, imitaba a Rambo.

3.  Scary movie 1, 2, 3: Las películas son  parodias de otras películas famosas.

Extracto de la peli:
VOZ DE NIÑITA (VN): ¿Diga, osea, diga?.
VOZ DE ULTRATUMBA (VUT): ¿Cuál es tu película de terror favorita?.
VN: Bambie.
VUT: ¿Perdón?.

(más…)

Nueva Playstation 3 slim

Ya es más que un rumor que Sony está preparando un nuevo diseño de la consola playstation 3 más delgada y ligera, este verano dará a luz seguramente, esto puede significar que tendremos la playstation normal a un precio más reducido.

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Amy Macdonald This is the life lyrics

Video y letra de la canción de Amy Macdonald  “This is the life lyrics

Video:

Letra:

Oh the wind whistles down
the cold dark street tonight
and the people they were dancing
to the music vibe
And the boys chase the girls
with the curls in their hair
And the shy tormented youth sit
way over there
And the songs they get louder
each one better than before
 (más...)

MGMT Kids

L a mejor versión de esta canción por Robert Paul Bootleg Remix, gran canción.

Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow lyrics

Canción de verano que no para de sonar Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”, video y letra.

Video:

Letra:

Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that that that
Boom boom pow (gotta get that) (x4)

Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
 (más...)

Alesha Dixon The Boy Does Nothing lyrics

Video:

Letra:

I've got a man with two left feet
And when he dances down to the beat
I really think that he should know
That his rhythms go go go
 (más...)

Canción del verano Lady Gaga Poker Face letra

 Video:

Letra:

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Canción del verano Summercat

Canción del verano Billie the Vision and the Dancers, “Summercat” video y letra debajo.

Letra:

Billie The Vision and the Dancers – Summer Cat

I kissed you good bye at the airport.
I held you so close to me.
I said 'So here we are now and I can't stop from crying Lilly'.
And you said 'Hey hey hoo, you know this is the way to go
You will forget about me when I'm on that plane.
Forget about me when I'm on that plane.'
 (más...)

Lyrics de la canción del verano con el video

When love takes Over (letra)

 

It’s complicated, it always is
that’s just the way it goes
Feels like I’ve waited so long for this
I wonder if it shows?
Head under water now I can breath
it never felt so good.
Cause I can feel it coming over me
I wouldn’t stop it if I could

When love takes over, (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over, (yeah-ah-eah)
Cause something’s here tonight

Give me a reason, i gotta know
Do you feel it too?
Can’t you see me here on overload
And this time I blame you
Mmmm, Looking out for you to hold my hand
It feels like I could fall
Now love me right, like I know you can
We could loose it all

When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight

Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,

And i’ll be loving you all the time, it’s true
Cause i’ll wanne make it right, with you

When love takes over (repeat 7x)
Over (repeat 10x)

When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight

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